June282018

Epilogue 6 - Merry

“Can I open my eyes yet?” I asked as Myrmidon lead me down the passage.

“Not yet, my sweetest. We’re almost there,” Myrmidon said, their voice clearly happy.

“Why exactly do I have to keep my eyes closed?” Philly asked from my bag. “I’ve been working with Baroness, I know what you’ve been building.”

“Just let them have their pointless moment,” Dagger’s voice said. “Make them happy.”

“Okay, okay,” Philly said, chuckling.

Finally, Myrmidon let me stop. “Alright. Open your eyes.”

I did, and I gasped! I couldn’t believe it! It was a huge kitchen, Diary! At my place, my kitchen is, like, functional? Comfortable. But kind of small sometimes. I make it work because I have to, you know? But this kitchen had so much space to work! So much storage space! And two ovens for me to make bread in!

I put my claws over my snout. “Myrmidon, this is… this is so much!”

“I want you to be comfortable here, my sweetest,” Myrmidon said, smiling happily. “And it was no trouble at all.”

“Don’t listen to them,” Dagger’s voice said. “I’ve had to hear them worry about every little stone in this chamber for weeks now, wanting it to be perfect for you.”

I rushed over and gave Myrmidon a big hug. “Thank you…” I said. “Thank you for working so hard…”

“Ah, I live to serve…” they said, but I could tell they were a little emotional too.

Philly, who had buzzed out of my bag and into the air, looked around the kitchen. “It is very nice, Myrmidon, now that I’m seriously looking at it.”

Myrmidon, looking up from our embrace, smiled happily. “Just wait until you see what we have made for you, my cleverest.”

“For me?” Philly asked, confused.

“I am glad my ruse worked, to have focused so overwhelmingly on this while you studied with your grandmother,” Myrmidon said. “Come, follow me!”

We went down the passage, towards what would be soon be my chamber, with Myrmidon, and next to it was a door I didn’t recognize.

Myrmidon opened it. “Here, Philly. This is your chamber.”

Philly flew in, and we followed as Philly made a little surprised noise.

Inside the chamber was a platform, much like we saw in the White territory. Upon it was Philly-size bedding, a little Philly-sized cabinet for her dresses, and a stand to hold books while she read them! There was also a bookshelf, and on the wall! Well, on the wall, Dagger had painted a mural of a White dragon wizard studying under a tree on a nice day.

“You… you didn’t have to do all this…” Philly said softly. “I’ve been fine just sleeping wherever…”

“If you don’t like the picture, I can paint something else…” Dagger said, materializing beside us.

“No, no, it’s… all this… this must have taken a lot of work…” She landed on the platform, running a claw over the little cabinet.

“It was our pleasure,” Myrmidon said. “You need your own chamber. If not now, then soon enough.”

Philly sat down on her bedding. “It’s… this is…” I could tell she was crying.

“Are you alright?” I asked, moving a little closer.

“Y-yes, yeah,” Philly said, chuckling, wiping at her eyes. “It’s just… I guess I really am where I belong… this is silly to cry about… that should be obvious… but I just… I never had… this… a chamber of my own… that wasn’t a prison…”

I held out my claws, and she let me pick her up and hug her. “I’m just sorry it took us so long to get this for you,” I said. “I didn’t have room in my little place… but now, we’re all here… and things are going to be better, I think, you know?”

Philly nodded. “Yeah… yeah, it’s only going to keep being better.”

“You all keep telling me this is a group hug situation,” Dagger said. “Are we not doing that anymore?”

“Come here,” I said, smiling.

Myrmidon and Dagger joined us for a little hug. Then I sat Philly back down.

“Well, this calls for a celebration, you know?” I said. “I should make us all a big dinner!”

“I think that would be wonderful, my sweetest,” Myrmidon said.

“Yeah,” Philly said, smiling.

I went to my new kitchen, and got to work! It took me a while to find my way around, but I made a great meal with what little Myrmidon had already stocked! I’d have to go shopping soon, but it was so great, Diary!

When we were sitting down to eat, Baroness looked into the chamber.

“You are eating here,” she said.

“Yes, my lady,” Myrmidon said. “Construction is complete, and so we’re celebrating Merry and Philly officially moving in with us.”

Baroness took a moment to process that. “I had not realized it would be so soon.”

“I am very efficient, my lady,” Myrmidon said.

“…may I join you for your meal,” Baroness said.

“Sure! Of course!” I said, smiling.

Baroness sat down, and we dug into the food.

“How’s the book coming along?” Philly asked.

“Well enough,” Baroness said as she sat down. “We may need to run a few more tests to ensure some of my conclusions are accurate.”

“Just let me know when,” Philly said.

“With you here, it should be trivial to set up,” Baroness said.

Philly nodded and took another bite.

We ate a bit more before Baroness spoke again. “I am pleased you all are here,” she said.

“We’re happy to be here!” I said.

“…I was looking forward to getting back, and focusing on work,” Baroness said. “But I found myself missing the interactions we had on our excursion. I am glad we can continue to have them.”

“Of course!” I said.

“Yes…” Baroness said, looking unsure what else to say.

“Did you see the mural Dagger painted on the wall of my chamber?” Philly asked.

“No…” Baroness said.

“You should! It’s really cute,” I said.

“No, it’s not…” Dagger’s voice said, sounding embarrassed.

“I shall have to see it soon,” Baroness said.

Those of us who could eat, ate, and we all chatted about nothing in particular. It was really nice! But as I started to pick up all the dishes to clean them, Baroness stood up as well.

“I… would like to say something,” she said.

“Go on, my lady,” Myrmidon said as we all looked to her.

Baroness averted her eyes a bit, clearly embarrassed by the attention. “I would… simply like to thank you all… for being my family. I know I have not made it easy in the…”

“Stop it with the ‘I don’t deserve it’ stuff,” Dagger said, materializing in front of her. “You’ve made lots of mistakes, but we all have. We all decided we wanted you around anyway, so just accept it.”

“…yes. I apologize,” Baroness said.

Dagger made a little noise and disappeared.

“Ey’re right, though,” Philly said. “We’re glad you’re our family too. So don’t worry about it, okay?”

Baroness nodded.

Smiling, I carried the dishes over to start cleaning them. Myrmidon came up next to me, without me even asking, drying each dish.

This is going to be the rest of my life, Diary… dinner with everyone here, this place, this closeness, you know? I think I’m ready!

I’m so excited!

The End

June222018

Epilogue 5 - Gloria

“She isn’t cooperating…” the Queen said. Reliquary was fussing and crying while the Queen attempted to feed her.

“That’ll happen,” I said.

The Queen frowned as Reliquary knocked the food away with her little claw. It dropped to the ground, which only prompted her to cry louder.

“…perhaps you should take over,” the Queen said. “We are clearly ill-suited to this…”

I moved to start cleaning up the mess. “You’ve got this, your highness.”

“She does not like us. She cries around us all the time…”

“All the more reason you should feed her tonight,” I said. “That’s the whole reason we scheduled this block of time. You thought it was a good idea yesterday.”

The Queen looked back to Reliquary, still crying in her carrier.

“Of all the things you accomplish on a daily basis, this is what you decide you’re incapable of?” I asked her.

“This is a different sort of task,” the Queen said.

I picked up the bowl of likely highly nutritional and way better than anything I could have made baby food that had been brought for us and put it back in the Queen’s claws. “You got this.”

It took many more tries, but finally, Reliquary gave in, and started to eat.

I watched the smile build on the Queen’s face as she fed our daughter. It gave me a strange feeling. An overwhelming lightness. Joy maybe, even, if I was going to say that.

I never had anyone to share this sort of thing with. Maude wasn’t willing, outside of helping me out now and again, and I couldn’t blame her. Guster sure as fuck wasn’t going to care about our kids. It was just me, fighting this fight and reaping the benefits. It was worth it, and I was happy to do it, even on the worst days, if I was being honest with myself. I did it by myself, and I figured that was for the best.

But now this woman, this gigantic, strange woman that I loved, and who loved me, trying so hard for our daughter?

I had no idea that was something I wanted in my life.

Reliquary finished eating, and the Queen picked her up, holding her close, and murmuring soft things to her.

“See? You did it,” I said.

“Yes, we did,” the Queen said, smiling softly. “And she seems to have calmed down.”

“Not being hungry does wonders,” I said.

The Queen hesitated for a moment, then turned to look at me. “We appreciate you attempting to save these things for us.”

“She’s your daughter too,” I said. “Wouldn’t want you to miss all of this.”

The Queen gently pulled me closer with her free claw, and I pressed up against her, smiling. “We are glad we won’t.”

Soon, the Queen had another appointment, and I knew we couldn’t just stay there, relaxing, for too long. It wasn’t super great, having to schedule moments like this, I have to admit.

But we’d have these family moments. We’d keep having them. I was going to make damn sure of it.

June142018

Epilogue 4 - Maude

“I’m back! Finally!” I called as I pushed into our place. It frustrated me to be out so late when Coral wasn’t out working, but the Queen had pulled me into too many things that needed to be done before I left.

“Thank goodness!” Coral called. “I may have totally ruined this, please come in here and rescue me.”

“Surely it’s not that bad,” I said, dropping my bag and joining her. It was then I noticed the smoke. “Well, okay, maybe a little bad, let me handle it…”

Coral gladly backed away and licked my cheek. “My hero.”

I chuckled. “Just go set the table.”

In the end, it wasn’t too badly burned. I was able to salvage the fish just fine.

“Queen still working you to the bone, I take it?” Coral asked as we sat down to eat.

“Yeah… she keeps thinking of little things that she can ‘only trust’ to me or Glory, but Glory has basically filled all her available time with the new kid and other duties, so here I am…”

“Sounds exhausting,” Coral said. “I’m lucky the freight never makes extra demands of me like that.”

“It’s been nice, being friends with the Queen,” Maude said. “But tiring.”

“I can imagine,” she said. A few bites later, Coral spoke up again. “Maybe we should get away for a few days.”

“What, a vacation?” I asked.

“Sure,” Coral said. “We haven’t had one that wasn’t visiting your family or my family in years at this point, eh?”

“Can we even swing that?” I asked, thinking. “I’m pretty busy right now, as we just established. I think you’re booked for shipments for quite some time.”

“I can get someone to cover for me,” Coral said, waving that away with a fin. “And it’s not like we’d leave tomorrow. Just soon. A break.”

“Where would we even go?” I asked.

Coral shrugged. “We’ll figure it out.”

I chuckled. So this was just something nice she was saying to make me smile, and not a real plan. “Sure.”

“How about this, then?” Coral said, smiling. “I know an island over in Dwell I go past on really long hauls. Basically just full of rental places. A nice beach.”

“Probably not a single thunderstorm on that beach,” I said.

“Way better than Storra,” Coral said, chuckling.

“It’s not much of a beach without thunder and rain, thank you,” I said, smiling back.

“Seriously, though, I’m heading out that way next haul. I could go talk to them, book a place,” Coral said. “If you’d take a break with me, that is.”

“Where did this come from?” I asked. “You’ve been thinking about this?”

“Maybe a little,” Coral said.

“How come?” I asked.

“Well, with all your friends having big romantic what have yous, figured you might be feeling left out,” she said, smiling softly. “And again, been a long time since we took a trip for just us.”

“I’m not jealous, Coral,” I said, chuckling. “You know that.”

“Oh, of course, but I saw you looking at the Queen and Gloria at their little party. It’s easy to miss fresh love. Especially when you’ve been with an old lady like me for so long.”

“You’re not that old,” I said. “We’re basically the same age.”

Coral chuckled. “Still, think I’ve made my point.”

I took another bite of dinner and thought about it. It had been a while. “It would be nice to read a book for fun,” I said. “In the warm sun.”

“Exactly,” Coral said, grinning. “Though I promise to attempt to distract you away from that book at every turn.”

I smiled. “You do, do you?”

“Wouldn’t be a very good partner if I didn’t,” Coral said.

“I think I could handle that,” I said.

Coral reached a fin over the table, and I took it in my claw.

“It’s settled then?” she said.

“Sure, alright… though let me talk to the Queen first, so she can plan ahead.”

“Deal,” Coral said. She tugged me to the side, making me laugh as she pulled me close against her chilled form. She licked me softly across the snout. “You know I love you, yeah?”

“Only if you know I love you too,” I said.

Coral licked me again, fins gripping me firmer, making me squirm happily.

“We’ve barely even started on dinner,” I said softly.

“It’ll reheat, surely,” Coral said, her tongue starting to work down my neck.

I couldn’t disagree with that.

June72018

Epilogue 3 - Juliet

I gritted my teeth as I heard the pounding of construction echoing all the way to our little place.

“Guess they’re back at it already,” Carrie said, listening with me.

“Mm,” I said, starting to fry up breakfast.

Carrrie watched me as I cooked. “You okay?”

“We should have asked for more,” I said. “They’re too close.”

“It’ll be fine, Julie…” they said, frowning.

“Mm.”

“You don’t think it’ll be nice to actually see people once and a while?” Carrie said.

“…I was happy, Carrie.” I said. “I was fucking happy. And now everything is changing.”

“Doesn’t have to be a bad thing,” they said.

“I guess not,” I said, but clearly my heart wasn’t in it.

We ate breakfast to the sounds of construction. We both jumped a little when there was a knock on our door.

“Who is that?” Carrie asked.

“I’ll take care of it,” I said, getting up.

I opened the door to a Green, smiling at me. “Hey,” he said.

“Hi. Do you need something?” I asked.

“Food smells amazing,” he said.

“We don’t have enough to share,” I said. “Don’t they feed you at the work site? You are from there, right?”

“That’s the thing,” the guy said. “I’m one of the people in charge over there. We were supposed to have a cook coming, but she hurt her wing, can’t make it. Now I have a whole bunch of hungry workers and nobody who knows how to cook worth shit.”

“Good luck with that,” I said. “Anything else?”

“Julie,” Carrie said, coming up behind me.

I shook my head.

“Are you offering him a job?” Carrie asked.

“Yeah, at least for a bit, if what you cook is as good as it smells,” he said.

“I have the farm to look after,” I said. “You all haven’t taken all of it yet.”

“Surely it wouldn’t take that much more time to make enough for them?” Carrie said.

I took a breath. “Excuse us for a moment.” I shut the door and turned to Carrie. “What are you doing?”

“The farm will be fine. It won’t take that much longer than you usually take to cook to make more,” they said.

“I don’t want to cook for them,” I said. “I learned to cook for you.”

“They’re going to be here whether we want them to be or not,” they said. “We might as well make friends now, right?”

“I don’t want to make friends,” I said.

“Julie.”

I felt acid building in my mouth. I clenched my claws.

“We don’t have to be scared anymore,” they said, putting a claw on my shoulder. “As ridiculous as that sounds, we don’t have to be.”

I just shook my head.

Carrie gave me a hug.

I sighed, and opened the door again.

The Green was looking at me, a bit confused.

“Can’t do lunch,” I said. “I have to work the farm. I can do morning and evening meals, as long as you supply everything and I can bring enough home for us.”

“And pay him, of course,” Carrie said.

“Yeah,” I said.

“Sounds perfect to me,” the Green said, smiling, and holding out a claw. I shook it. “I’ll see you around dinner time then.”

“Alright,” I said.

We negotiated a fee, which mostly just involved him giving in immediately to my number, and he flew off.

“Was that so hard?” Carrie teased.

“Yes,” I said.

They laughed and hugged me again.

I smiled, and held them close.

“Julie, we should probably get to work…”

“A little longer,” I said.

“Sure. Of course,” Carrie said.

I’m not really sure how long we stayed like that. But it was nice.

May312018

Quick Update

Hello, authorbeast poet here! Sorry, I was traveling the past two weeks, so my epilogues kind of halted for a moment there! But things are settling down and I’m getting back to it, so you’ll have another epilogue next week!

Thanks for your understanding and thanks for reading my stories!

May172018

Epilogue 2 - Nobody

“Hey, kid!” I called out over the banging I was hearing.

“Miss Nobody!” Plato called, the banging stopping for just a moment. “Please hold on, I am shaping this… I’m almost done with this step.”

I went farther into his workshop to see what he was doing. He had some sort of metal bar that he was putting a curve into, hitting it hard with a tool while he occasionally breathed on it to keep it hot.

“What’s this supposed to be?” I asked.

“We are…” Bang! “Attempting to…” Bang! “Make a vessel for a” Bang! “Portable scrying pool.” Plato held up the metal, pulled his goggles off his face, and looked at it. “This is for the rim, as I’ll need to put quite a few enchantments in it. Not quite curved enough yet, but I suppose I can stop for now.”

“You can’t move a scrying pool,” I said. “Even I know that much.”

“Exactly!” Plato said, grinning. “That’s why it’s a fun puzzle, ma’am.”

“How in the world did you get like this?” I asked. “Wasn’t my fault.”

“Just a major flaw in my character, I guess, ma’am,” Plato said. We smiled at each other. “What did you bring for dinner?”

“They were selling stew in these big containers, and its smell got me,” I said, motioning to the big bucket-thing of food I was carrying. “Figured it could be your breakfast, too.”

“That sounds wonderful! Let me clear off some table space…”

I helped him shove a bunch of notes and scrap metal off of a table, and we sat down to eat.

“How have things been for you, ma’am?” Plato asked in between bites.

“Frustrating as hell,” I said.

“Still angry they blew your cover?” he asked.

“Yes,” I said. “But I know they were wanting to help. And it was the fucking Queen’s idea, so what am I supposed to do.”

“I’ll admit it’s still hard to see you as the Successor, ma’am,” Plato said. “But impressive, in a way. Quite a heist, to potentially steal the throne.”

“I fucking wish it was just a job I was running,” I mumbled into my food. “I just assume some day she’s finally going to look at me and realize this was a mistake, but I feel like she’s more sure I’m the right pick now than when she picked me on a fucking whim.”

“Well, they say the Queen picks what qualities the Queen is lacking in appropriate amounts. Perhaps the Queen needs a thief?” he said.

“I have no idea what the Queen could do with my skills,” I said. “Maybe my history research, but there’s got to be actual academics who know that shit better than me.”

“I think you’re underselling yourself, ma’am,” Plato said.

“Maybe. I just don’t really want to be Queen,” I said. “I mean, what will happen to you if I’m suddenly busy doing all the bullshit the Queen does?”

“I’ll be fine, ma’am. I’ve gotten along on my own many times before,” Plato said, in a tone that I know was meant to make me feel better. But it honestly had the opposite effect.

“Exactly. I’ve left you alone enough,” I said. “Too much. I don’t want to do that anymore.”

Plato smiled. “Ma’am, I appreciate all you’ve done for me, but it’s not like you’re my mother. You don’t owe me anything. You’ve done plenty.”

I felt a spike of anger surge through me. I looked away. “Yeah, well, what if I fucking wanted to be, but couldn’t?”

Plato blinked. “Wanted to be what, ma’am?”

“Y-you know…”

“…be my mother?”

“Yeah,” I said.

Plato laughed for a moment before he realized I was serious. “Oh,” he said.

“Just fucking never mind. Forget I said anything,” I said, shoveling the rest of my stew into my mouth.

We sat there in silence for a while.

“It’s just a strange thought,” he finally said. “There was a time where I wanted that, when I was little. But I’ve worked hard to move past it.”

“You’re too young to have to have done that,” I said, digging claws into the table. “I fucking suck at all this.”

“I’m still glad you’re here, ma’am,” he said.

I took a big breath and stood up.

“Ma’am?” Plato said, confused.

I went over and hugged him.

“O-oh,” he said.

“Whatever the fuck I am to you, whatever the fuck we are, I love you, kid. Just… remember that for me,” I said softly.

Plato made a little noise of surprise. “I will… I will, ma’am.”

“Good,” I said, unhooking and lifting my mask a little to get tears out of my eyes. “Don’t make me say that again any time soon, fuck…”

“Say what, ma’am?” Plato said. “I must have missed it. If you could just repeat it for me…”

“Fuck off,” I said.

Plato chuckled.

“I should clean up your dishes or something,” I said. “Put the rest of the food away.”

“I’ll help, ma’am,” Plato said, standing.

“Don’t you have your scrying pool thing to get back to?” I said.

“I’d rather work with you,” Plato said.

I smiled a little. “Sure. Yeah, let’s do it together.”

We headed to the tiny area that served as his kitchen.

May102018

Epilogue 1 - Flare

“Did you get all that?” I asked Clemmy as he wrote on his clipboard.

“Yes, I got it,” Clemmy said.

“I want it to look really neat!”

“I got it, Flare,” he said.

We were outside of Mommy’s place, walking around as I called out my ideas. Well, I guess it’s my place now, though! Mommy said there was no way she was going to use it, since she was going to stay with her wife at the Peak, so I might as well have it if I was going to stick around.

“Are you sure you want all this above ground, though?” Clemmy asked. “This is going to be a really strange job. I’m sure Boss and the boys can figure out how to put it together, but it’s going to be expensive.”

“It’s for Progress. It’s got to be the best,” I said. “And have room for lots of people! A real temple, like the one we found in the White territory!”

“I’m not sure if you’re hearing me,” Clemmy said. “Where are you going to find the coin for this?”

The Voice of Progress filled me with a happy beat, and I just grinned. “I have a few ideas. I probably wouldn’t be able to pay for it immediately, though, you’re right.”

Clemmy nodded. “I mean, I’ll get it priced for you, but I’m sure Boss is going to want a lot of it up front.”

“That’s fine! It’ll work out,” I said.

Clemmy jotted down a few more notes, and then sighed. “You really believe this stuff, huh?”

I smiled. “I do. I can feel Progress with me. It’s pretty nifty.”

“And you’re going to force a lot of other people to feel it?” he asked.

“Not force,” I said. “Just, you know, tell them about it, if they want me to. I haven’t tried to force you, have I?”

“I guess not,” Clemmy said.

“See? I’m good at this stuff,” I said, grinning.

Clemmy looked back down at his clipboard. “Don’t you feel weird doing this to the place where we grew up? This is going to totally change it.”

“Not that much, below ground,” I said.

“Still, though.” He sighed. “Then again, I guess you ran away from it with no problems.”

“You going to miss it, Clemmy?”

“Not really. I mean, I know it’s just a place. Still feels odd to do, though.”

I smiled. “It’s the only land and stuff I have. It has to be here.” I put my claw against the Voice of Progress, hearing the music swell, and for a moment, I could see it after it was done. A beautiful meeting place of stone dedicated to the best and most important god. “And besides, I can see it. It’s where it’s supposed to be.”

“If you say so,” Clemmy said, putting his clipboard in his bag. “Well, I should go. Tyrion is cooking dinner tonight and I said I’d join him.”

“Dinner sounds good!” I said.

“Just us two,” he said.

I frowned a little. “Aww.”

“I’ll cook for you tomorrow, though,” Clemmy said. He didn’t even sigh this time!

“Thanks!” I said, smiling.

Clemmy flew off, and I was left there, looking at the space where the temple was going to be.

It’ll take me a while. Everyone wasn’t going to just believe in Progress overnight.

But I’ll get there, I know it. I have the guidance of my god, after all. There’s nothing I can’t do!

May82018

Thank you so much for reading Dragon Moms!

Hey, it’s Authorbeast poet here. I hope you’ve enjoyed my silly and heartfelt story of dragon mothers! I got really attached to the story and characters, and everyone’s feedback has meant so much to me during the process of writing it. I really hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, I really hope you’ll share it with someone.

Anyway, what comes next?

Well, over the next few weeks, starting this Thursday, I have “Epilogues” that I’m going to post, one a week, that shows where some of the characters are a little after the ending, just for fun. I hope they make you smile. After that, I have a short teaser of the serial story that I’m writing next! I’m already plinking away on it, and I think you’re going to like it! I also hope it’ll be a good jumping on point for people who didn’t want to read all 203 entries of Dragon Moms. (Though they should, maybe!)

Other than that… well, my life is kind of going everywhere! I’m moving, I’m about to have a major surgery and be out of commission for a while… basically, I’m going to take a well-deserved break for a bit. Once life calms down, there will be more dragons, though, I promise. And I have a lot of other projects I’m trying to finish up in the meantime, though some of them don’t involve dragons at all, which is kind of sad, if you think about it. But I still hope you’ll enjoy them.

Anyway, seriously, thank you for reading. I hope to entertain you with more stories again soon!

May32018

Entry 203 - Gloria

Today my daughter hatched.

Merry’s party had seemed like such a good idea at the time, but it was such a headache. Even after having spent so much time ensuring the Queen could come, problems of course came up that morning.

“We shall be there as soon as we can,” the Queen said.

“If you can’t make it, it’s alright,” I said. “It’s just my friends and family.”

The Queen looked at me. “It is supposed to be our wedding party.”

“Well, we can do that later, if we need to,” I said.

“It is important to us to interact with your other loved ones. We will be there,” she said, before heading out.

After that, it was just setting up for the party, but I very quickly realized I was just getting in the way of aides and others who’d set up parties for government functions a million times before. So I just took a walk through the Peak instead.

I ended back up at the Queen’s garden, and went outside. I hadn’t had time to get it fixed or anything yet, so it was still a mess. A pile of dead plants.

But sometimes you just have to make space to be able to do what’s really important.

I flexed my wing a little. I hadn’t really had reason to, but it felt right, in the sun. Then I went back inside.

By the time I made it back to the chamber we were using for the party, things were nearly set up. Food was being brought in. There was a large “Congratulations!” banner on the wall that was more than I really wanted but I wasn’t going to tell them to take it down. It felt too official, though. I wanted this to be intimate, not some government thing. But everything seemed to be official at this point. I could already tell there was going to be a lot of that, going forward. I wasn’t going to be able to escape it. Everyone who learns my title starts bowing to me. It’s frustrating, but not worth the fight, I figured. Clearly someone was making that etiquette decision without my input.

“Are you alright, ma’am?” one of the aides who arranging food on a table asked.

“Hm?” I said.

“You’ve just been staring for a while,” she said. “Is something not right?”

“I’m sorry, just thinking,” I said. “Everything looks great. Thank you.”

She gave a little bow and went back to work, which was immediately interrupted by Flare.

“Woah, look at all this food!” he said, hurrying over to the table.

“Calm yourself, terror,” I said. “Let’s wait until everyone gets here.”

“It looks good though,” he said, looking at the spread. “All nifty and fancy!”

“Please, help yourself,” the aide said, smiling. “I’m just working on plating it all nicely.”

Flare grinned and stuffed a little sandwich in his mouth.

“You could at least wait until everyone else gets here,” Clementine said, who had, at some point, entered with Tyrion.

“Oh, right, Mommy, Clemmy is here! With the other guy!” Flare said.

“I’m the ‘other guy’ now?” Tyrion asked.

“Well, I don’t know you!” Flare said.

“Flare, this is Tyrion, Tyrion, Flare,” I said.

“Hi,” Tyrion said. “You’re Clementine’s big brother?”

“That’s right!” Flare said. “And you are…?”

“I guess we’re going with boyfriend now,” Tyrion said, smiling a little sort of embarrassed smile. “Which is a new thing for me, but hey. And I’m… well, I’m also the father of your Mom’s Egg.”

“What!” Flare said.

“You missed a lot, playing with the humans,” I said.

“So you’re… what are you to me?” Flare asked, wondering.

“Flare, let’s do not this right now, alright?” Clementine said. “We just started dating and Tyrion and Mom broke up quite some time ago now. We don’t need to figure out his place in all this just yet.”

“I just want to be appropriately happy to see him and stuff,” Flare said.

“Gloria!” Maude called, and I took that as reason to extract myself. She and Coral were walking towards me, smiling.

Coral slapped me on the back, her fin still a little wet from swimming in. “I cannot believe you actually did it! You ladykiller!” She laughed.

“Yeah, well, sometimes dreams come true,” I said, chuckling.

“Seriously, though, congratulations to ya’ll,” Coral said. “Been hauling and haven’t had a chance to say it before now.”

“It’s alright,” I said, smiling. “I’m glad you could make it, though.”

“Same, same,” Coral said.

“You still look happy, Glory,” Maude said, smiling. “That’s good, that it’s not fading.”

“Maybe I’m too busy to hate it yet,” I said.

“I doubt it,” Maude said, chuckling. “You’re not happy unless you’re busy anyway.”

I shrugged and smiled.

“Oh, come here…” Maude said, and we both hugged each other. “I think we’re past the worst of it, if we’re having a party. We can hug and be emotional now.”

“I would hope so,” I said, and licked her cheek, before holding out a claw for Coral, and pulling her into the hug.

“Now, you go do your host thing,” Coral said. “We’ll go get some food.”

“Yeah, pretty sure working the crowd is part of your new job description,” Maude said.

“You’d know, you wrote it,” I said.

“I didn’t write it, exactly. I just pulled a lot of examples and things from the archives,” Maude said.

“And then chose which examples they should follow and how to follow them,” I said.

“Maybe,” Maude said, smiling. “But seriously, Glory,” Maude said, tilting her head towards Ivana and Plato, who were standing in a corner and clearly did not know what to do.

“Yeah, I’m on it. Enjoy yourselves, okay?” I said.

They nodded, and joined Flare, Clementine, and Tyrion at the tables of food.

I headed over to Ivana and Plato.

“Oh, hello, ma’am,” Plato said, giving a little bow. “Congratulations once again on your marriage!”

“Thanks,” I said, and looked to Ivana.

“What?” she said.

“No congratulations from you?” I asked.

“Fuck off,” Ivana said. “You don’t need it from me. You married the Queen.”

Plato chuckled. “Perhaps that is a near-unbelievable feat worthy of congratulations, ma’am.”

“Traitor,” Ivana said.

Plato chuckled some more.

“Yeah, sure. Congratulations and whatever,” Ivana said. “You know I’m on your side, nearly died for you holding the Queen at bay, you shouldn’t need me to say things like this.”

“It’s still nice to hear,” I said. “Thank you.”

“Where is the Queen anyway?” Ivana asked.

“She had some business to take care of, but she should be here soon,” I said. “But for now, just get some food and mingle.”

“I’ve never been one for mingling,” Ivana said, and sighed. “Maybe I should get used to it, though.”

“Let’s at least go say hello to Miss Maude?” Plato asked.

“Yeah, sure, kid,” Ivana said.

A soft hint of music hit me from the food table, and I turned to see Philly hovering in the air, filling a plate with food with her glowing magical claws.

“That’s a lot of food,” I said as I approached.

“Oh! Hi, Gloria,” Philly said. “I… yeah, it’s a lot of food. But I’m starving. Merry and Myrmidon are walking all super-slow with Baroness and the adjudicator escort, but I couldn’t stand it any longer… I’ve been flying more today….”

“I’ve seen you eat that much, but it’s still hard to process, with you so small,” I said.

“Yeah…” Philly said, taking a bite of food. “I’m doing the eating and I feel the same way.”

“Does it feel okay, being away from Merry?” I asked.

“It’s odd?” she said. “This idea that I can just get around alone is odd… even when I was a human, in human lands, I couldn’t do that… it was kind of nice, just flying in here.”

“Philly!” Merry called out.

“I’m here, Mom, I’m fine!” Philly called back.

“As I suggested, she was just fine, my sweetest,” Myrmidon said, smiling.

“Dagger followed me anyway,” Philly said. “I was just fine.”

“You weren’t supposed to notice,” Dagger’s voice said.

“I was just guessing, but I guess I was right,” Philly said, smiling.

“Mm,” Dagger said, materializing nearby.

“Were you worried, my dear sibling?” Myrmidon asked.

“Maybe a little,” ey said, body spiking a little defensively.

“How are you doing, Gloria?” Merry asked. “The Queen isn’t here? Is everything alright?”

“Yeah, it’s fine,” I said. “She had some work to finish up, but she should be here soon.” I looked over to the corner, where the adjudicators were building a perimeter around Baroness. “Hold on, let me deal with this…” I hurried over there.

“Gloria,” Baroness said.

“Please be careful, ma’am,” one of the adjudicators said.

“Thank you for escorting her,” I said. “We’ll let you know when we need you to help her back outside.”

“Ma’am, the lich is…” the adjudicator started.

“Baroness is a friend and a citizen. She’s fine. Go wait outside so she can enjoy the party,” I said.

“…yes, ma’am,” the adjudicator said, and they started heading out.

“You did not need to do that,” Baroness said. “I understand my nature. Also I do not particularly know what one does at a party.”

“You just talk and enjoy being close to everyone, you know?” Merry, who had apparently followed me over, said. “And eat! But I guess you can’t do that part… But the rest is fun, you know?”

“There are a lot of people here,” Baroness said. “I am surprised to know most of them.”

“You’re better connected than you know,” I said.

“It is… a nice feeling,” Baroness said. “I will not move from this spot, for everyone’s safety, however. I hope this will not hinder the party.”

“Not at all,” I said. “Thanks.”

“I should instead thank you both. For the countless things you have done for me,” Baroness said. “I am here due to this assistance. I get to watch my children have a family.”

“You’ve done plenty for us too, you know?” Merry said. “So much for Philly and me…”

I smiled. “It’s what friends do.”

“…yes. You are correct,” Baroness said.

Everyone talked and chatted about this and that for some time. Eventually an aide pulled me aside, and asked if it was okay to bring in the cake.

“We should wait for the Queen,” I said.

The aide looked at me, confused. “But the Queen is in her chambers. Is she coming?”

I took a moment. “Let me check on that,” I said.

I apologized, and hurried to our chambers.

The Queen was there, holding our Egg, which was glowing very brightly.

“Gloria,” she said. “We are sorry about our tardiness.”

“Is everything alright?” I asked.

“We… are nervous,” she said. “We are not used to being nervous. We thought we might calm down a moment. So we retrieved the Egg, to bring to the party. But that was not enough, so we came back here to prepare. But we suppose that turned into quite some time.”

“What’s there to be nervous about?” I asked. “We’re just going to eat some cake.”

“We are to be in a chamber of people important to you,” the Queen said. “Maude, we understand. We are also close to Maude. We have interactions with Nobody, of course. But so many of these others, we were not there. We have missed so much. And we worry we will not be able to connect with them.”

“Look, the whole idea of getting married so fast was because of just that, right?” I said. “We’re trying to make up for lost time. And everyone knows that. It’s not like you’re going to be expected to be someone you aren’t.”

“It is difficult, wanting them to not see us as Queen, but instead your partner.”

“I’m sure it is. But seriously, they get it. They helped get us to this point.”

The Queen nodded, and then her expression changed.

“What?” I asked.

“The Egg moved,” she said, looking down at it.

The Egg was glowing so bright.

“Fuck,” I said. “Set it down.”

The Queen did so. “It’s hatching,” she said.

I nodded.

We watched as it moved, and cracked.

The Queen used a big claw to pull me closer to her. I didn’t mind in the least.

And then, out peeked a small, Green head. It looked around for a moment.

The eggshell lost its balance, and fell over, and it immediately started crying.

“Oh, come now, there’s going to be so many worse falls than that,” I said. “Just wait until you learn to fly.” I picked the little dragon up, and started cleaning it off even as it cried and cried. “Looks like a girl,” I said, smiling. “Suppose we’ll see eventually, though.”

“She is beautiful,” the Queen said. “This is… incredible…”

I offered her to the Queen, and she took her. The size difference was huge, but she held her so very carefully. “Hello, child,” she said softly.

“You’re a Mom now,” I said.

“We suppose we are…” the Queen said, wiping a tear away. “We hope we can do right by this little one.”

“You will,” I said. The Queen handed her back to me, and I did my best rocking her, trying to calm her down. “We never talked about a name.”

“Did you have one in mind?” the Queen asked.

“…yeah,” I said. It had been something I’d been thinking about a long time. Since the Egg came into my life. “Not sure if you’d like it, though.”

“Tell us.”

“I think we name her Reliquary,” I said.

The Queen was silent for a bit. I looked to her. Our eyes met.

“Yes,” she said. “Reliquary.”

“Thank you,” I said.

I held up Reliquary, and looked her over. She couldn’t decide if she wanted to keep crying, or if she was done. “I’m glad you’re here,” I said.

That set her off crying again.

I chuckled and pulled her closer again, rocking her a little. “Yeah, yeah, I know… it’s scary outside the eggshell…”

We spent a bit more time calming her down. Once she was finally quiet, I looked up at the Queen. “Well, shall we go show off our new daughter?”

“We would like that. As well as the cake we were promised earlier.”

I chuckled. “Hopefully they saved some for us.”

We headed to the party and enjoyed that cake. Everyone made appropriate oohs and ahhs at Reliquary, even Ivana.

My whole family was in that chamber. Family, friends… they were all there. And now it’s one bigger. The little girl sleeping next to me in her crib right now.

Thank goodness for that.

May12018

Entry 202 - Merry

Dear Diary,

Today was a good day!

We had to get up early to be there for Baroness, you know? Because they were sealing her phylactery away.

“I do hope my mother is right about this,” Myrmidon said, looking worried as they ate breakfast.

“She’s existed for millenia,” Dagger said. “Even if she’s making a mistake, and gets destroyed, she’s had a good run.”

“I am unsure if it is appropriate to talk about our mother that way,” Myrmidon said.

“I don’t really care, though,” Dagger said.

“I understand your point, Dagger, but I think we’d all rather she stick around for a while,” Philly said.

“Yeah! And she’s smart, you know? I’m sure this is the right thing to do,” I said.

“She knows magic, but she’s never known how to handle stuff like this,” Dagger said, and then sighed. “But I guess I’d rather her stick around a little longer, at least, too, so whatever…”

“It will be nice to go home after this,” Myrmidon said. “I am glad we waited, but I am filled with nervous energy on getting back to our place. I am sure there is much work to be done.”

“Yeah, I wonder what state my kitchen is in, you know?” I said. “And I bet I’m going to have to make all new bread starters, after being gone so long… they might have gotten, like, ruined or something…”

“Never fear, my sweetest, I shall get to work immediately building you quite the kitchen and oven when we return,” Myrmidon said, smiling.

“What? Why? Mine is fine,” I said. “At least, it should be.”

Myrmidon took a moment. “Ah, I… had assumed at this point you would be moving into my mother’s place with me.”

That caught me by surprise, Diary! “I am?”

“Well, it seems difficult for us to raise a child together if we are living apart, does it not?” Myrmidon said. “And I need to be close to my mother due to my duties… it also seems easier to expand our place than yours, as it was designed with future expansions in mind.”

“Well, that makes sense…” I said. “We’re all a family, we should be, like, in one place, right? But I like my little place…”

“We can see once we get back,” Philly said. “There’s no rush on this stuff any more.”

I smiled. “You’re right, there’s not!” Then I gasped. “Oh! Now that you don’t have to be a secret, we’ll have to build you a chamber!” I said.

Philly chuckled. “I was fine sleeping on the table…”

“There’s a lot to do,” I said.

“We shall get it all done, I have no doubt,” Myrmidon said.

Soon, we’d all gathered in a place far down in the Peak, the entrance to the Hoard of Antiquity. We found Maude waiting for us there.

“Hello!” I said, waving. “What are you doing here? I, like, didn’t think you liked Baroness that much.”

“Hi,” Maude said, smiling. “I’ll just be honest, I’ve never seen a lich’s phylactery before. I wanted to look at the enchantment. And I doubt Glory is going to tell me to leave.” She rummaged in her bag. “Also, I have some more parchment for you all.”

“I’ve spent the last two days signing things… aren’t we done yet?” Philly asked.

“Almost,” she said. “Turns out there’s a lot of things that go into giving up an entire territory.”

“It’s not even mine,” Philly grumbled.

“Hey, I want to be done too, and get back to the archives full time,” Maude said. “This part-time aide stuff is exhausting.”

Philly spent some time signing things while we waited for everyone to get here.

As she did, Maude chuckled. “I can’t get over the enchantment on that crown. I doubt I could design something so efficient for my own element. It doesn’t tire you out?”

“Not enough for me to worry about it?” Philly said, also still humming, somehow, her magical glowing claws holding the parchment while she signed it. “I just wish it was on something else.”

“It suits you,” Maude said.

Philly made a displeased noise, and handed Maude the parchment back. “There, I’m done.”

“One more thing,” Maude said, and handed her a piece of parchment.

“This doesn’t look like…” she started, looking at it.

“It’s your proof of citizenship,” Maude said. “Citizen number is right there. You’re official now.”

Philly just stared at it for a while, until I couldn’t stand it, and gave her a big hug.

“M-mom,” she said, chuckling.

“I’m sorry I’m just so happy!” I said. “I’m so glad you don’t have to hide anymore…”

“Maude finally get everything figured out?” Gloria walked up to us, with the Queen behind her.

“Yeah, I think I’m finally free of it, after I get all this turned in,” Maude said.

“Thank you for handling this issue for us,” the Queen said. “It was… we appreciate the hard work. Allowing us to trust you eased our mind on a difficult situation.”

“Of course, your highness… any time,” Maude said, embarrassed. “I’m just better at the research part than the rest of it…”

“Where is my mother, may I ask?” Myrmidon said.

“A team of adjudicators is clearing passages around her. They’re moving very slowly to be careful,” Gloria said. “Should be here soon, though.”

“Only Baroness, a contingent of guards, and I shall go inside to the vault,” the Queen said. “We hope this is acceptable. There were quite a lot of concerns about our safety during this, and this was the solution that was agreed to.”

“We understand,” I said. “We just want to be here for Baroness, you know?”

The Queen nodded.

Soon, some adjudicators appeared, and a bit after that, a very nervous-looking Baroness carrying a package wrapped in lots of cloth walked into view.

“…hello,” she said.

“Mother!” Myrmidon said, approaching Baroness.

“Look out!” an adjudicator shouted.

But it was too late. Myrmidon had already taken Baroness’ free claw in theirs. “I am so glad to see you well once more…”

The adjudicators seemed very confused and on edge. Gloria pulled them aside to try to explain.

“You should have told us you were doing this,” Dagger’s voice said. “But of course not, you just do whatever you want…”

“I am… sorry,” Baroness said. “But I had assumed we desired to get back to our place as soon as possible, after this ordeal… I did not want to delay further…”

“It is alright, as long as you are safe,” Myrmidon said.

“It’s good to see you outside of bars,” Philly said from my shoulder.

“Yes… thank you for coming,” she said. “Though I am capable of handling this transfer alone…”

“Is that your phylactery?” Maude asked.

“…yes,” Baroness said, holding it close. “As I promised.”

“Mind if I see it, before you seal it away?” she asked.

Baroness seemed nervous. “I… suppose that would be acceptable… but it is charged with the same energy as myself, so please do not come close…” She gently unwrapped the cloth.

“It’s a book!” I said, surprised. “I thought it would be, like, a magic something!”

“It is very powerfully enchanted,” Maude said, looking at it. “But I don’t recognize the title.”

“It is… of no importance,” Baroness said, averting her eyes.

“Surely you chose it for a reason, my lady?” Myrmidon said.

“It is… it is the research report of my University thesis…” she said, wrapping it back up. “But it is unimportant…”

“I’m sure that’s exactly why you used it,” Dagger said, eir voice full of sarcasm.

“If we may,” the Queen said. “Our time is unfortunately limited, and we are required to open the vault. So Baroness, if you would.”

“Yes, your highness,” Baroness said. “I should be back shortly,” she said to us.

With the adjudicators keeping Baroness far away from the Queen, they entered.

“Are you all heading back to Orin after this?” Gloria asked. “You could probably get back there tonight, if you flew hard.”

“I suppose there is little additional reason to delay,” Myrmidon said.

But that didn’t feel quite right to me, Diary. Like, I wanted to go. I wanted to try to get life back to a normal, you know? But Gloria wasn’t going to come back with us. And we’d all been so separated, so stressed, even after we got here to the Peak… it seemed bad to just leave, you know? After all we accomplished?

“Do you not think so, my sweetest?” Myrmidon asked.

“What?” I said.

“Gloria asked if we would like to bring a dinner with us for our flight. Do you not think that a good idea?”

“Oh, I’m sorry… I was distracted…” I said.

“What were you thinking about, Mom?” Philly asked.

“Just… well, I mean, we can’t just leave, right?” I said.

“Are we forgetting something, my sweetest?” Myrmidon asked.

“I just mean… Philly hatched, you know? And Gloria, you got married! And Baroness is free now… and… it just feels like we should celebrate, right?” I said. “Be all together and, you know, have a party, maybe…”

Gloria chuckled. “A lot of party-worthy things have happened, I suppose.”

“Yeah! Right? And if I was at home, I’d make a lot of food or something… but if I go home, some people probably can’t come, so we should probably do it here before we go, right?” I said.

“I am not sure if we are capable of throwing a party here, my sweetest,” Myrmidon said. “We are simply borrowing a small chamber from the Queen, after all.”

“Right…” I said. I looked to Gloria. “Should we just go then?”

Gloria ran her claw over her spines. “Well, I suppose we haven’t really celebrated our wedding yet,” she said. “Maybe the Queen and I could throw a little thing, for family and close friends, and we can double up with those other reasons to celebrate.”

My face lit up. “You think so?”

“I mean, sure. Flare won’t stop pestering me about it anyway,” Gloria said. “Let me talk to the Queen about it. Spend one more night here, and I’ll have an answer by the morning.”

I went over and gave Gloria a hug. “Thank you!”

“Nothing to thank, Merry,” Gloria said, looking a little embarrassed, maybe. But happy! “I can’t promise anything… but I think it’ll be possible.”

Soon, Baroness and the Queen came back out.

“It is done,” Baroness said.

“We shall keep it safe,” the Queen said. “Please do not violate our trust in you.”

“I am a good person,” Baroness said. “I promise not to misuse your faith in me.”

The Queen nodded.

We went with Baroness to the small place she had stayed in since arriving, and talked.

“How does it feel to be a grandma?” I asked her.

“…not significantly different,” Baroness said. “I am unsure if I am supposed to alter my actions in any way.”

“Nothing like that,” Philly said. “Just, I don’t know… be yourself, like you have been.”

“…I seem capable of that,” she said. “At the very least, I would like to get back to our magic lessons.”

Philly smiled. “I would too. I have a lot to learn!”

“I may be… busy with other tasks… research tasks… but I should still have time,” Baroness said.

“Maybe I can help you with those, too,” Philly said. “That’s what an apprentice does, right?”

“…you are correct,” Baroness said.

They both looked happy at that idea, Diary. I hope they have fun, if they work on it! It seems hard, but I mean, I guess some people would find baking hard, so that’s fine!

When we finally got back to the chamber we were using, there was a letter waiting for us.

“Ah, it seems Gloria has put together a party as you suggested,” Myrmidon said, smiling. “Two days from now.”

I was so happy, Diary! “Oh, I’m so glad! Should I make something?”

“I am sure it will be catered, my sweetest,” Myrmidon said, chuckling.

“Eating in front of everyone else is going to be a little embarrassing,” Philly said. “What with how much I eat…”

“It’s how much everyone eats…” Dagger’s voice said. “It’s fine.”

“I suppose so…” Philly said, chuckling a little.

I’ve been thinking a lot, Diary. About getting back to normal. About how “normal” is actually a big change, you know? And I’m happy, I really am!

But I’m glad we can have a little party, and all be together again. After all we’ve been through.

I hope we get to do it again, soon, after that, too!

For now, though, it was a good day! Probably a 7.8!

Goodnight, Diary!

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